Since last Friday (4/6), Jane has been in Arizona visiting her parents. Suffice to say that I have survived (she gets home at 11Pm tonight). A person might even say that I have done quite well in her absence. As I was thinking back over these past few days, I decided to compile a list. A "Dane without Jane quality of life" scale. You be the judge on how well, or how poorly, I did in her absence.
The Stats:
1. Number of phone calls to Arizona - five.
2. Number of mornings when I slept past 10 AM - two.
3. Number of movies watched - seven.
4. Number of mustaches grown - one.
5. Number of times I slept on "my side" of the bed - zero.
6. Number of times I slept on Jane's side of the bed - four.
7. Number of times I ate at home for a meal - two.
8. Number of times I ate out for a meal - seven.
9. Number of times I ate at McDonald's - two.
10. Number of times I caught myself staring at a framed baby picture of Jane - too many to count.
Jane comes home in 3 hours, and I cant wait!
3 comments:
nice 'stache.
I'm not sure about that stache....you really look like someone but I can't figure out who (not Dane) xoxoxo Mom
When asked "how many vegetables did you eat while I was away?" he replied, "there was lettuce on the big mac!!"
ouch...
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