1. Find yourself stressed, overworked, or on the verge of exhaustion.
2. Procure 710 mL Heineken.
3. Strip naked, literally or figuratively.
4. Draw a bath, with water and soap (not pencil and paper).
5. Uncork Heineken, slip into starkly warm, soapy water.
6. Exhale and let your eyes wander.
6. Reach over the rim of the tub and grab hold of the (recently placed?) Calvin and Hobbes resting providentially upon the back of the toilet.
7. While soaking, ride the waves of drink and laughter - bubbles in the tub?
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